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Jinxed

Jinxed
Mass Market Paperback / Medallion Press / Fiction - Romantic Comedy

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Jinxed -- Out Now

Luck is a State of Mind...

Born on Friday the 13th, hapless socialite Afia St. John is convinced she is jinxed.  She’s lost two husbands, an inheritance, and can’t even keep a job serving pancakes.  Hard-boiled private investigator Jake Leeds needs money, bad enough that he accepts a secret payment to hire Afia as his assistant. Believing her only skill is shopping, both are shocked by her natural talent for investigating—not to mention their sizzling attraction to each other.

Will Jake be the good luck charm that puts Afia on a winning streak or, like everything else in her life, will he wind up jinxed?

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ISBN#: 0-9743639-4-4

RIO Award Finalist!

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(Reissued in 2011 with new covers for all digital formats!)

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reviews

"The hi-jinks of Ciotta's charmingly imperfect heroine makes JINXED a hip, witty, fun read!" -- Nan Ryan, bestselling author

"Fast-paced, sizzling, sexy fun!" -- Karyn Monk, USA Today bestselling author

Ciotta scores in this wonderfully warm, witty, and sexually charged novel" -- Four Stars!  Romantic Times BOOKclub

"JINXED is an enjoyable private investigative romance that has the feel of the 1930s Hepburn-Grant madcap comedies. . . fans of screwball romantic romps will enjoy the love tale of the socialite and the sleuth. "  --  Harriet Klausner, Blether-The Book Review Site

"JINXED is Ciotta's first solo release and it's a great one!  ... a story that is filled with sex appeal and downright romance... I can easily see Jake and Afia being given another story to investigate and love their way through, and if the author ever decides to give it to them, I will be the first in line to read it!" -- 4.5 plugs, Thea Candee, Romance Readers Connection

"Beth Ciotta’s first solo release is a sexy – Jake is so hot! – and often hilarious story that is guaranteed to hold you to the last page . . . full colour is what comes to mind when I think of JINXED – and full of sexy fun is what you can expect when you read it." -- Sue Waldeck, The Road to Romance

"Every once in a great while, a writer comes along and really breaks new ground. What makes Jinxed so different from other detective-dame stories is the totally original 'voice' of author Beth Ciotta. She's quirky with a different style and her characters are very original. The whole package works." -- Live2WriteNow, www.reviewcentre.com

Author Beth Ciotta brings us a charming heroine in Jinxed. You cannot help but like Afia. You want her to overcome her lifetime of bad luck . . . Jinxed is an entertaining contemporary romance. Ms. Ciotta’s gift for humor is appealing and she has done a fine job with all of the characters and plot. I look forward to her next book." -- Paula, A Romance Review 

"The author has used secondary characters to their full advantage as well, with the lovable best friend Rudy.." -- The Road to Romance

"Afia’s friends Rudy and Jean Pierre are a hoot." -- A Romance Review 

Great use of original secondary characters, too. Can't wait to read more from this promising new-to-me author." -- www.reviewcentre.com

excerpt 

“Are you computer literate?”

“I know the basics.”

“Can you type?”

“If I look at the keys.”

“File?”

Afia fidgeted in her seat, uncomfortable with her prospective employer’s clipped tone. “I’m sure if you explained your system . . . ”

“You can answer the phone, right?”

“Of course.”

“Jot down messages?”

“Yes.” She sighed. “Mr. Leeds—”

“Call me Jake.” He opened his top right drawer. Closed it. “What about coffee?”

“No, thank you, Jake. I’m already over my limit this morning.”

His keen emerald gaze shifted from the drawer to her bouncing legs.

She willed them steady and offered a weak smile. “Caffeine gives me the jitters.” And so do you. She was accustomed to men falling all over her. She’d been blessed with good looks, exquisite taste, and old money. Qualities that appealed to 99% of the male population. Apparently, Jake Leeds was in the one-percent minority. He showed no signs of adoration. In fact, he’d seemed vaguely annoyed with her from the moment she’d walked into his unaesthetic reception area, though she couldn’t imagine why. She’d been on time. She’d dressed appropriately. A carnation pink Prada shift with coordinating sling backs. Professional, yet cheery. Still, he kept studying her with that disturbing, disapproving gaze.

I haven’t done anything wrong.   

He’d probably read about her in the papers. Although she’d bet her Gucci sunglasses he skipped the gossip columns, he no doubt skimmed Region and Lifestyles. Maybe he’d read her name in one of her two wedding announcements. Or in one of the three obituaries. Or maybe he’d caught the article on Frank’s golfing accident. Sports section, front page. An eleven-month-old headline, but bizarre tales lingered in one’s memory.  No doubt Jake Leeds was wondering why on earth he should hire Atlantic County’s own Urban Legend. 

Afia’s stomach twisted. She not only needed this job, she wanted this job. She couldn’t afford to hire a private investigator to track down Henry Glick. But if she worked for one . . . She resisted the urge to stroke her charm bracelet. Rudy had suggested creative visualization over a sentimental talisman. Since she was striving to better control her fate, she visualized herself sitting behind that hideous beige metal receptionist desk, utilizing the skills she’d learned from a cranky P.I. to locate a shifty thief.    

 “I meant can you make it?”

“Excuse me?”

“Coffee.”

Her cheeks warmed. “Oh.” She wasn’t sure, but she thought he cracked a hint of a smile. Or was it a smirk? Either way, at least it made the stony-faced Mr. Leeds more human. His boxer-build and dangerous aura superceded his boyishly handsome face. He was, in a word, intimidating. “I make excellent cappuccino.”

“What about plain old coffee?”

“Percolated?”

“Automatic.  Ten-year old Mr. Coffee.”

“I can do that.”

“Great. You’re hired.”

“I am?” His war-zone desktop suggested that he was desperate. Scattered files, phone books, and roadmaps. A mound of receipts. Stacks of CDs and abandoned coffee cups. How could he function effectively in such chaos?          

He scooped up a small stack of manila folders. “You can start with these. Staple the data sheets into the folders and then file them alphabetically by last name.” That pesky smile or smirk or whatever made another brief appearance. “That’s my system.”

“You want me to start today? Right now?”

“Is that a problem?”

“No!” She cleared her throat. “I mean, no.” I just can’t believe it. “I just need a minute. I left my . . . ” she fluttered a hand toward the outer door. “The car, it’s . . . ”

“Go ahead,” he said, still holding onto the folders.

She reached out to relieve him of the files, and their fingers brushed. An innocent touch that made her blush and set her heart fluttering. Unsettled, she jerked back, tipping over her brown vinyl chair. The folders slid out of her grasp. Papers scattered to the four corners.   

Jake stood and rounded his desk.

She cringed at his mumbled curse, relatively certain she hadn’t heard “fudge.” Two seconds into her new job and she was already ticking off her employer. A new record.  At this rate, he’d fire her before day’s end.

No. She wouldn’t let that happen. She’d endured repeated humiliation these past three weeks thanks to heartless creditors and impatient employers. She may not have a talent for juggling numbers or a burgeoning food tray, but filing and making coffee? This she could handle.

This screamed of disaster. Jake eyed Afia St. John wondering who should get his head examined first. Him or Harmon? Jinxed? Unlucky? Inept? Talk about an understatement.

He bent over.

She bent over.

Their heads knocked.  

Jake straightened with a curse.

“I’m sorry. I . . . ”

He grimaced at the tears shining in her wide brown eyes. Don’t you dare cry, lady. If she cried he’d have to comfort her. Which might entail holding her in his arms. Which would definitely entail risking what was left of his control. He was a private investigator, a master at concealing his emotions, an expert on practiced behavior, but he was also a man. She was a goddess. An accident-prone goddess, but nonetheless, a living, breathing angel on earth. He’d known she was pretty. He’d seen pictures. Last year alone she’d made the region section and the sports page. But, damn, in person she was captivating. A five-foot-two, doe-eyed, glossy-haired waif with impeccable taste in clothing. A twice-widowed beauty with questionable job skills and piss-poor business sense.        

“I’ll get them,” she said. “My fault.”

She kneeled, her form-fitting dress hiking up to reveal shapely thighs, her head level with his . . . Christ. He stooped down to hide an untimely erection. “I’ve changed my mind,” he said.

Hands full of ill-sorted data sheets, she looked him square in the eye. 

Oomph. A punch in the gut. He had a very hard time reconciling this vulnerable woman with her media nickname. “Black Widow?” More like “Lost Puppy.”

“You’re firing me?”

“Look, I . . . ”

She scrambled to her feet, affording him a brief, heart-tripping peek up her skirt.

Jake rose, damning Harmon and his misplaced trust. Well, not misplaced, but certainly inconvenient. A man would have to be dead not to be attracted to Afia St. John. Although two men who had been attracted to her were dead. Good thing he wasn’t superstitious, otherwise he’d have to show Ms. St. John the door, screw the money. Bolstering himself, he zeroed in on the trembling woman, prepared for waterworks. She surprised him with fire.           

“You can’t dismiss me,” she said in rush. She glanced down at his appointment book and the blinking light on his message machine. “You’re overwhelmed. I can help.”

Jake eyed the scattered case files. “This is helping?” 

“I have excellent people skills,” she continued. “I’m courteous and . . . and I’m a good listener. Your clients will love me.” She glanced around the room, brow creased as though she were in pain. “I’m also organized and have a flair for decorating.”

“Forget it.”

“But—”

“No decorating.”  

Hope sparked in luminous sable eyes. “What about the good with people part?”

“I’m fine with the good with people part.”

She smiled, a thankful smile that twisted his gut into a knot. Well, hell. Normally an unforgiving judge of character, he cursed his bleeding-heart reaction. Beautiful, pampered, born and married into money—she was a walking cliché. It was absurd to feel anything for her other than blatant lust.  

“So I’m not fired?”

“You were never fired.” He bent over to gather the rest of his files.

“But, I thought—”

“You jumped to conclusions. We’ll have to work on that. I was merely about to suggest that we postpone your start time until you go home and change.”

He felt more than saw her tense. “What’s wrong with what I’m wearing?”

Nothing. “Everything.” He scanned her petite body—from strappy pointy-toed heels to belted waist to scooped neckline—while rising to place the papers on his desk. Classy. Sexy as hell. Skinny for his taste, but that face . . . huge soulful eyes, lush pink lips . . . Hell. “Unless otherwise notified,” he said, craving a cold shower, “dress to blend. That means no bright colors. No short skirts.” He pointed to her dainty pink shoes. “How the hell do you expect to run in three-inch heels?”

“I’ll be running?”

“You never know. And do something with your hair.”

She smoothed a delicate hand over her loose, sable locks looking as though he’d just insulted her to the quick. “Like what?”

Like shave it off. But imagining her bald didn’t diminish his desire. “Try a ponytail.”

“Anything else?”                       

“Nix the perfume.” The light, spicy scent would get a rise out of a Eunuch.

“Anything else?”   

“Lose the limo.”

behind the story

I'm often asked, "How did you come up with this story?" The answer is, I typed the word DECLINED. I don't even know why. But it was in my head, so I typed it and instantly remembered the time I was standing in line at a store during the Christmas rush. I put my newly-picked-out tree ornaments on the counter and handed my credit card to the salesperson. A couple of seconds later he said, "Declined." I remember I was so embarrassed. I couldn't be over my limit. No way! I asked him to try again. He did, and soon after repeated, "Declined." By this time the long line of people behind me started grumbling. I ended up paying cash. Ends up it wasn't my fault. Some glitch with the credit card company, but still...how mortifying. Anyway, that's how this story came to be. Honest. I then asked myself a series of 'what ifs' and Afia was born! Funny how the smallest life experience can trigger the imagination.